Rental cars
My new car for the next three days is purple. Actually, light purple. But hey, at least it's in season. I am driving around a giant easter egg. I knew I was in trouble when an old woman tried to hide it near a tree.
The moral? Never get in car accidents, because the cars they give you to replace them, while certianly working and clean, will make you want to drive down the road listening to ACDC and burping in a vein attempt to feel good about your masculinity.
Man, never blog while watching a Comedy Central roast.