The stupidest thing, ever
Bad actor and general fool Ben Affleck will not be giving a speech at the Democratic national convention, "because he doesn't want to steal Barack Obama's thunder."

Article's wording, not Ben's, to be fair.

Still, if Obama has to worry about the star of Reindeer Games taking the spotlight away from him, he's in worse shape than we all think.

And if Affleck thinks any of us want to hear what he has to say, he's a worse judge of reality than previously thought, which I wasn't sure was even possible.

As long as he doesn't try to "enervate" the base, again, though, we should all be OK.