To paraphrase the incomparable Skip Bayless, someone in Boston made a pact with the devil.
The Red Sox have steamrolled their way to another World Series title by winning their last seven games. The Patriots are 8-0 and having the gaudiest season I can recently remember. Tom Brady already has 30 TD passes. If the Patriots beat the Colts, they have as good a chance as any team of going 16-0. I don't really see how they couldn't win the Super Bowl at this point.
Boston College is the BCS Cinderella. If it comes down to BC and Ohio State in the national title game, color me nervous.
To top it off, every preaseason publication has crowed the Celtics the best team in the Eastern Conference, and given how soft the East is, they just might be right. If the devil pact is true, Tim Duncan will shred his knee the day before the Spurs and Celtics tip off the NBA Finals next June, and the Celtics will win their first championship in 22 years.
All told, Boston could hold the World Series, Super Bowl, BCS and NBA titles by next summer, and Bill Simmons will be hurriedly writing a book entitled "If You're Not From Boston, Just Kill Yourself Because Your Life Isn't Worth Living."
Boston might be about to pass ancient Alexandria and Rome as the new pinnacle of human civilization. All we can do is welcome our new Boston overlords and pledge our lives to them.
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To paraphrase the incomparable Skip Bayless, someone in Boston made a pact with the devil.
The Red Sox have steamrolled their way to another World Series title by winning their last seven games. The Patriots are 8-0 and having the gaudiest season I can recently remember. Tom Brady already has 30 TD passes. If the Patriots beat the Colts, they have as good a chance as any team of going 16-0. I don't really see how they couldn't win the Super Bowl at this point.
Boston College is the BCS Cinderella. If it comes down to BC and Ohio State in the national title game, color me nervous.
To top it off, every preaseason publication has crowed the Celtics the best team in the Eastern Conference, and given how soft the East is, they just might be right. If the devil pact is true, Tim Duncan will shred his knee the day before the Spurs and Celtics tip off the NBA Finals next June, and the Celtics will win their first championship in 22 years.
All told, Boston could hold the World Series, Super Bowl, BCS and NBA titles by next summer, and Bill Simmons will be hurriedly writing a book entitled "If You're Not From Boston, Just Kill Yourself Because Your Life Isn't Worth Living."
Boston might be about to pass ancient Alexandria and Rome as the new pinnacle of human civilization. All we can do is welcome our new Boston overlords and pledge our lives to them.
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