Great moments in sports broadcasting
"It's a very tough thing to be a very rich, very handsome athlete today." -- ESPN's Peter Gammons on Alex Rodriguez

I'd love to get Peter's definition of tough. I do sympathize with Rodriguez, in that I think his personal life should be left alone by the media.
But "very tough" seems a tad extreme. It can't be as tough as a very poor, very normal looking person working two jobs to make ends meet.
Perspective, people.