From the mind of Sussman: My .280 team
Baltimore Orioles: Miguel Tejada
Boston Red Sox: Manny Ramirez
Pittsburgh Pirates: Sean Casey
Cincinnati Reds: Felipe Lopez
Cleveland Indians: Travis Hafner
Detroit Tigers: Carlos Guillen
Anaheim Angels: Vlad Guerrero
New York Yankees: Alex Rodriguez
St. Louis Cardinals: Albert Pujols
Philadelphia Phillies: Jimmy Rollins
Texas Rangers: Hank Blalock
Arizona Diamondbacks: Eric Byrnes
Atlanta Braves: Marcus Giles
Chicago Cubs: Derrek Lee
Chicago White Sox Scott Podsednik
Colorado Rockies: Todd Helton
Florida Marlins: Miguel Cabrera
Houston Astros: Morgan Ensberg
Kansas City Royals: Emil Brown
Los Angeles Dodgers: Rafael Furcal
Milwaukee Brewers: Geoff Jenkins
Minnesota Twins: Joe Mauer
New York Mets: Carlos Delgado
San Diego Padres: Brian Giles
San Francisco Giants: Randy Winn
Seattle Mariners: Ichiro Suzuki
Oakland A's: Milton Bradley
Tampa Bay Devil Rays: Carl Crawford
Toronto Blue Jays: Vernon WellsWashington Nationals: Jose Guillen