Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Why
Why are the Indians losing?
It's not the defense.
It's not the bullpen.
It's Eric Wedge's porn star mustasche.
Shave it off Eric, you're humiliating all of us.

2 Comments:

At 9:47 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wrong...

The Indians are losing because,
They are the Indians.

 
At 12:56 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Wrong... The Indians are losing because they are the Indians."

The preceding comment was left by:

A)A bitter Royals fan.

B)An arrogant Yankees/Red Sox fan.

C)Someone who loves porn star mustahches and felt a need to defend Eric Wedge's facial hair.

D) LeBron James, a Yankee fan with understandably frayed nerves brought about by a hostile work environment.

(By the way, Wedgie, it really does look like a caterpillar. At least trim it.)

 

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