Might as well end the suspense ...
I won't be performing at Al Gore's Live Earth. I realize it's important to raise awareness for something that has been on the news since I was in third grade (and probably before that), but I just can't help but think that Gore (and his jet flying, kiss stealing, wheeling dealing son of a gun musician friends) could do a better service to the world by just hanging out and listening to Joni Mitchell records or something.
Update
I'm not even sure who the Arctic Monkeys are, but they have become one of my favorite bands.