Friday, December 30, 2005

Indians Network
The Indians, in an attempt to generate more revenue and (perhaps) put the money back into the club's payroll, will starting a new television network. Eventually, the team plans on making this into a 24-hour station.
Since I have incredible sources (and am dating a woman who works for the Indians), I have come accross a schedule for the 24-hour network.

Indians TV schedule
Noon- 3 p.m.
-Indians replay of the game the night before

3p.m.-5 p.m.
-Your finances and mine, hosted by Larry Dolan. The premise is how someone with so little personal wealth could own a MLB frachise and keep the payroll so low. I think the advice boils down to "make sure your brother is rich."

5 p.m.- 7 p.m.
Cities and Stadiums that Suck with Tom Hamilton-Here, Tribe broadcaster Tom Hamilton visits stadiums and cities around the country and proceeds to rip them all a new one.

7 p.m. -10 p.m.
Indians game (if in season). If not, the timeslot will be filled with a talk show hosted by Tribe public relations czar ... err... broadcaster Matt Underwood called "How do you like them Apples?" The show will focus on the positives of the Indians, and in fact cuts off any caller with a concern or complaint about the team.

10-11:30 p.m.
How to succeed in Baseball without really having any Ability with Casey Blake-Title speaks for itself here.

11:30-1 a.m.-
Up late with Matt Underwood- Conan better watch out. Underwood's hilarity will be complimented by house band Ben Broussard and the Ben Broussard mediocrities

Are you ready?

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