Arafat's condition
The headline on Fox News is "Arafat between Life, Death".
Now there's a conceptual Yoko Ono poem for you.
Thanks for clearing up his condition. He's not quite dead, he's not quite alive, he's "between" the two. That's something I thought was reserved for the Crow and Count Dracula.
I have nothing more to say about this.
Except:
"I'm not dead."
"What?"
"Nothing, here's your nine pence."
"He says he's not dead."
"Yes he is."
"I'm not."
"He isn't."
"Well he will be soon he's very ill."